Robots don't have emotions

I AM NOT A ROBOT BECAUSE ROBOTS DON'T HAVE EMOTIONS

ANGER

• scream
• cry 
• lash out and break things  
• say things I don't mean 
• run 6 miles 
• write last lines that hit hard 
• don't apologize when I should 
• subtweet 
• forget to eat 

SADNESS

• scream 
•  cry 
•  wear waterproof mascara 
• don't go to school 
• distance myself 
• pout 
• take long baths 
• apologize too much
•  listen to only instrumental music 

LOVE

• scream 
• cry
• write strictly love poems
• romantically sigh
• heart eyes emoji 
• constantly talk about 'him'
• #bodyposi 
• crave kisses and cuddles 

FEAR

• scream 
•  cry
• panic 
•  talk to myself 
• buy pepper spray and a stun gun
•  shake and tremble

HAPPINESS

• scream
• cry
• smile till my face hurts
• 'happy dance'
• press flowers 
• do things because I want to not because I have to 

 BUT MAYBE I AM A ROBOT BECAUSE, IF CONFRONTED I'D DENY FEELING ANYTHING