2. Every night is girls night.
-your sleepovers should be like the 13 going on 30 sleepover scene
(the greatest healing song is Love Is A Battlefield, for future reference)
3. Make a sad playlist, a love playlist, and a sad love playlist.
4. Listen to the love playlist.
5. Listen to the sad playlist.
6. Listen to the love playlist.
7. Listen to the sad playlist.
8. Any clothes of his DO NOT give back.
-cut his shirts into crop tops and wear them frequently
-don't wear his sweatshirt unless you are sulking because it will smell like him
9. Fall in love with the way another boy smells.
10. Play How To Be A Heartbreaker by Marina And The Diamonds on repeat and convince yourself that you don't care.
11. Once your denial phase has passed listen to the sad love playlist and delete the song How To Be A Heartbreaker.
12. Forget the way his voice sounds.
13. Mourn the fact that you will never get to see his dog again.
14. Reminisce on the talks you used to have with his mother.
15. Resist the temptation to call him up.
16. Delete all the photos you have together from your camera roll.
(and this is CRUCIAL looking at the photos will hurt, BAD)
17. Internet stalk him during the 'grieving period'.
18. Stop checking his Twitter favorites, you'll see something you don't want to see.
19. Do NOT subtweet him so when he subtweets you, they will look foolish.
20. Un-add him on snapchat.
21. Unfollow him on Instagram.
22. Exercise:
-from the wise words of many tumblr accounts "do some squats and make them wish they had dat ass"
23. Look 'fire af' at school.
24. Improve yourself.
25. Repeat steps 22-24, but this time do it for you and not him.
26. Forget the color of their eyes.
27. Write the last poem you'll ever write about them.
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